Livin’ La Vita Lohan
It has recently come to light that Michael Lohan fathered a love child during a separation with now ex-wife Dina Lohan. It has also been reported that the affair lasted well beyond the separation, but who really cares.
The “ALLEGED” love child, Ashley, is said to be talented like her “ALLEGED” half sisters and wants to become a singer, actress, fame-whore, etc.
With DNA tests pending Michael has been reported as saying if the results come back that Ashley is not his daughter he will sue her mother for libel.
All of this must be *SO* healthy for the confirmed Lohan children. It has also been said that big sis Lindsay learned of her new sister from reading PerezHilton.com.
Lovely! I imagine Thanksgiving should be extra interesting at the Lohan’s this year.
